On the 9th of April, after a phone call from a whistleblower from within the United States, the Russian leader openly declared that the CIA was preparing to overthrow the Russian government and install a puppet state.
“We have sufficient evidence from within the CIA [thanks to the whistleblower] that the United States are planning to physically remove me from governing Russia. Furthermore they plan to divide the country into 15 zones, leaving the main bulk of ethnic Russian territory just a mere 1.2 millino square kilometers, mostly covering Moscow and St. Petersburg…”
It was also revealed that some of the first priorities of the CIA would be to legalize gay marriage, make abortion and marijuana legal, and make English Russia’s second official language. Other regions that would be ‘cut off’ would be able to make their own laws in this regard.
The US embassy and the White House are yet to respond to the allegations.
