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    North Korean Soldiers Beg To Be Brought Back To North Korean Prisons After Seeing Russian Towns

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    Putin’s Dog Given Honorary Military Rank for “Outstanding Tolerance of Owner”

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    Putin’s Dog Given Honorary Military Rank for “Outstanding Tolerance of Owner”

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    Putin Deletes New Youtube Account After First Dislike

    In a move that has left both political analysts and internet trolls scratching their heads, Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly deleted his newly...

    Russian Parliament Debates Merits of Flat Earth Theory in New Education Bill

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    Snowden Caught Escaping Through Russia-North Korea Border

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    “How I Got This Body”: Putin’s Tale of Fitness on Sale in Russia

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    Russia’s Obese Battallion Stuck At Checkpoint In Kursk

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    Over 40,000 Russian Soldiers Traumatized By Seeing Toilets & Washing Machines In Ukraine

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    Peskov’s Mustache Transplanted On Top Of Putin’s Head

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    Putin’s Successor Must Be At Least 5cm Shorter Than Him

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    Putin And Kim Uncovered As Xi Jinping’s Sex-Workers In Pyongyang

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    Russian Scientists Discover New Gender

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    Russia Launches Alternative to BRICS Called ‘R’

    In a spectacular display of diplomatic prowess and global strategy, Russia has announced the formation of a groundbreaking new international alliance: "R." This bold...

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    Putin’s Dog Promoted to Major General for "Enduring Daily Putin Rants Without Fleeing the Country" In an unprecedented—and frankly baffling—move, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s dog,...
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    New Study: Middle-Aged & Elders Healthier When Denied Foreign Medicine & Food

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    In a groundbreaking new study funded by the Ministry of Health and Totally Unbiased Scientific Research (definitely not funded by the Kremlin), Russian citizens...
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