Russia has declared France a terrorist for contemplating on bringing its troops into Ukraine.
Many Russian online commentators were thrilled and reacted:
“Only we are allowed to do that!”
“That will show them. Even though my daughter studies in Paris, I’m extremely happy we pulled this off”
“Do they want us to march down the streets of Paris like in 1814?”
“And that’s it? We’re gonna let Macron’s previous remarks slide? We need a declaration of war, not some BS new laws”
After the decision was made public on Sunday, the 14th of April, the attached report, written by Dmitry Medvedev, Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation and also former president:
“Comrades, we have just made a historic decision. Macron has threatened to invade Ukraine, a territory which only we solely have the right to destroy and abuse. Let us remind him and his compatriots that we will not hesitate to use our nuclear arsenal, even without a reason. We have just made Russia’s nuclear launch codes 50% shorter. From 12 digits to 6!”
The reaction of the French government is yet to be heard.
Russia Declares France A Terrorist State
