The Russian Orthodox Church, headed by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow, have decided to further cement their family values in Russia. This time, they made an amendment to the portrayal of Jesus Christ.
Following Easter Festivities headed by women driving white Ladas, Patriarch Kirill announced that in order for Jesus to look more patriotic, he needed to display “Z”’s in support of the special military operation.
“This way, we know that people who go to church also support the war. There is no escape now.Only those who follow Islam or Catholicism may now indeed avoid the “Z”, however, as Patriarch, I will be working hard to expand this further”
Russian Orthodox Church Adds “Z” To Jesus Portrayals
