Due to Ukraine’s cynical attacks on Russia’s oil refineries which were completely uncalled for, as well as the accumulation of western sanctions, Russia’s economy could be in a better position to say the least.
In a response of exemplary entrepreneurship, Putin launched his OnlyFans account. Anyone who wants to supply the Russian army with ammunition and other supplies may do so by purchasing his content. It is expected that many of his supporters in Western countries will subscribe.
The Russian Orthodox church blessed this initiative, and called it a “sacrifice for the greater good”. It is expected that other Russian officials as well as common people are expected to follow this tradition in order to boost Russia’s ability to finance its military.