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    The Biggest Rivalry of 2024: Russian Missiles Vs. Schools & Hospitals

    Moscow, October 2024 - Rivalries are the spice of modern life: Coke vs. Pepsi, Marvel vs. DC, and now, perhaps the most one-sided showdown of them all—Russian Missiles vs....
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    North Korean Soldiers Beg To Be Brought Back To North Korean Prisons After Seeing Russian Towns

    Pyongyang, October 2024 — In a shocking development that speaks volumes about the state...
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    Putin’s Dog Given Honorary Military Rank for “Outstanding Tolerance of Owner”

    Putin’s Dog Promoted to Major General for "Enduring Daily Putin Rants Without Fleeing the...
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    Russia’s Z-mobile Car Unveil Fail: Investigation Launched

    Russia’s new “Z-car” designed to overtake all major car industries around the world has...
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    Not Enough Landmarks Named After Stalin, Government Poll Shows

    September 30, 2024 - Moscow In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the...
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    Healthy Diplomacy: Putin Promises Not To Nuke West If He Gets Whatever He Wants

    In an unprecedented display of international camaraderie, Russian President Vladimir Putin has made an offer to Western nations that has sent shockwaves through diplomatic...

    Dmitry Medvedev Appears Sober During Live TV Broadcast

    In a shocking turn of events, former Russian President and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev appeared unusually sober during a live TV broadcast last night....

    North Korea Threatens To Cut Military Aid To Russia

    Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea has issued a stern warning to Russia, threatening to cut off its vital supply of arms and military...

    Press Secretary Maria Zakharova Mistaken For Exhibit At Moscow’s Goblin Museum

    Moscow, June 4, 2024 — In an unusual turn of events, Russia's Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Maria Zakharova, was mistakenly identified as a new exhibit...

    Brave Moscow Protesters Stand In Line To Be Arrested At Illegal Rally

    Sometimes, the bravery of the Russian opposition is second to none. Jumping under tanks as some of the Ukrainian civilians have done, and risking...

    Kremlin Debuts ‘Sanction Simulator’ Video Game Where Everyone Is Mobilized As Cannon Fodder

    In a bold move, the Kremlin has unveiled a new video game titled "Sanction Simulator," where players experience life under international sanctions. This creation...

    Tucker Carlson’s Disastrous Debut As Russian Weatherman

    In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Tucker Carlson, former Fox News host and conservative pundit, made his debut on a...

    Americans Secretly Planted Performance-Enhancing Substances In Russian Olympics Locker Rooms For Years – Report

    A recent investigative report alleges that American operatives have been secretly planting performance-enhancing substances in Russian Olympic locker rooms for years. This clandestine operation,...

    North Korea Reports Record Number of Russian Refugees Trying to Cross Border

    In an unprecedented development, North Korea has reported a significant surge in the number of Russian refugees attempting to cross its border. According to...

    Russian Whistleblower Arrested

    A Russian Whistleblower, thought to be a member of Russia’s security agency FSB, has been arrested. After security forces were called in due to...

    Putin Gets New Hair After ‘Diplomatic’ Trip To Turkey

    It appears that Russian president Vladimir Putin will see an increased amount of hair after a trip to Turkey to meet Erdogan. The announced...

    Russian Soldier Who Looted A Record 56 Toilets In Ukraine Is Finally Allowed To Place One At Home

    Ruslan, a Russian soldier from the Omsk region, was awarded a hero’s medal by a Russian general this week for looting a record number...

    Putin Surprises Journalists With Choice Of T-shirt During Weekly Nuclear Blackmail Speech

    Vladimir Putin has decided to wear a “Stop Russophobia'' T-shirt to try to popularize his idea of a nuclear war in case Russia doesn’t...

    Russia’s Defense Ministry Advises Families To Send Their Least Favorite Son

    Russia’s Defense Ministry came out with a memo to those who have difficulty dispatching their sons to the war. To make the decision easier,...

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    Putin’s Dog Given Honorary Military Rank for “Outstanding Tolerance of Owner”

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    Putin’s Dog Promoted to Major General for "Enduring Daily Putin Rants Without Fleeing the Country" In an unprecedented—and frankly baffling—move, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s dog,...
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    New Study: Middle-Aged & Elders Healthier When Denied Foreign Medicine & Food

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    In a groundbreaking new study funded by the Ministry of Health and Totally Unbiased Scientific Research (definitely not funded by the Kremlin), Russian citizens...
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    Putin Deletes New Youtube Account After First Dislike

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    In a move that has left both political analysts and internet trolls scratching their heads, Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly deleted his newly...
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